Coal: The Supreme Court of Pennsylvania.

Candy: Law enforcement for the capture of Eric Frein.

Candy: Tom Wolf for proposing middle-class tax cuts.

Coal: Public officials for sending and storing pornographic e-mails.

Candy: Attorney General Kane for investigating pornographic e-mails.

Coal: Tom Wolf for making Ed Rendell homecoming king.

Candy: The PUC for recognizing Uber is reality. Duh?!

Coal: Joe Scarnatti for promoting himself.

Candy: Pittsburgh for being the second smartest city in the nation.

Coal: Lt. Governor-elect and Senator Mike Stack for holding two offices at the same time.

Candy: Philadelphia for being one of the three finalists to host the 2016 Democratic National Convention.

Coal: Senate Democrats for downsizing themselves.

Candy: Bill DeWeese for changing careers and becoming a rapper.

Coal: The Turnpike Pay to Players for getting an EZ Pass.

Candy: For anyone who can organize a Kane sister and Orie sister pajama party.

Coal: The House Democrats for not proposing a pension plan.

Candy: The Philadelphia 76ers for winning a game.

Coal: The legislature for making the pigeon the official state shooting target.

Coal: LeSean McCoy for tipping less than he gains.

Candy: Tom Wolf’s 2006 Jeep Wrangler.

Coal: Mike Turzai and the House Republicans for caving to the National Rifle Association.

Candy: President Obama for keeping gas prices low.

Coal: The NCAA for not being able to find North Carolina on a map.

Candy: For legislators who abide by the Constitution and reject pensions.

Coal: The legislature for spending $13.8 million in per diems.

Candy: For anyone who can locate Attorney General Kane’s calendar, checkbook or seat belt.

Coal: The State Ethics Commission for not doing its job.

Candy: Senator Scott Wagner for using a union-made Louisville Slugger.

Coal: Senate Republicans for breaking the 11:00 pm rule.

Candy: Marcellus Shale for not leaving the state.

Coal: The legislature for maintaining a $154 million surplus.

 

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