Coal: The Supreme Court of Pennsylvania.
Candy: Law enforcement for the capture of Eric Frein.
Candy: Tom Wolf for proposing middle-class tax cuts.
Coal: Public officials for sending and storing pornographic e-mails.
Candy: Attorney General Kane for investigating pornographic e-mails.
Coal: Tom Wolf for making Ed Rendell homecoming king.
Candy: The PUC for recognizing Uber is reality. Duh?!
Coal: Joe Scarnatti for promoting himself.
Candy: Pittsburgh for being the second smartest city in the nation.
Coal: Lt. Governor-elect and Senator Mike Stack for holding two offices at the same time.
Candy: Philadelphia for being one of the three finalists to host the 2016 Democratic National Convention.
Coal: Senate Democrats for downsizing themselves.
Candy: Bill DeWeese for changing careers and becoming a rapper.
Coal: The Turnpike Pay to Players for getting an EZ Pass.
Candy: For anyone who can organize a Kane sister and Orie sister pajama party.
Coal: The House Democrats for not proposing a pension plan.
Candy: The Philadelphia 76ers for winning a game.
Coal: The legislature for making the pigeon the official state shooting target.
Coal: LeSean McCoy for tipping less than he gains.
Candy: Tom Wolf’s 2006 Jeep Wrangler.
Coal: Mike Turzai and the House Republicans for caving to the National Rifle Association.
Candy: President Obama for keeping gas prices low.
Coal: The NCAA for not being able to find North Carolina on a map.
Candy: For legislators who abide by the Constitution and reject pensions.
Coal: The legislature for spending $13.8 million in per diems.
Candy: For anyone who can locate Attorney General Kane’s calendar, checkbook or seat belt.
Coal: The State Ethics Commission for not doing its job.
Candy: Senator Scott Wagner for using a union-made Louisville Slugger.
Coal: Senate Republicans for breaking the 11:00 pm rule.
Candy: Marcellus Shale for not leaving the state.
Coal: The legislature for maintaining a $154 million surplus.
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